Professional oven cleaner

[Sunny Saver]

It's funny how you get different types of Aunties... Then I have Aunties who didn't really have much to do with you, but always gave you money!!!

Right, that does it, Aunty's not allowed in unless she comes with cakes, pastries, crisps and MONEY!!!

EDIT: Denominations of £50 will do, none of this 50p malarky :).

[jojojoanne]

It's funny how you get different types of Aunties... Then I have Aunties who didn't really have much to do with you, but always gave you money!!!

Right, that does it, Aunty's not allowed in unless she comes with cakes, pastries, crisps and MONEY!!!

EDIT: Denominations of £50 will do, none of this 50p malarky :).

My very first nephew was spoilt rotten by me!! I showered him with gifts and spent as much time with him as his Mum would allow!! I had time back then to knit. Obvo, I done a load of baby stuff, but as he started toddling around, I done him a load of picture knits (Fireman Sam! Postman Pat! etc) ... I even had the Millwall crest drawn onto squared paper and knitted that for him, much to his Dad's delight!! Thinking back, I wonder if he considers me NOT to be a good Aunty, having to wear all these home-made jumpers!!!!

[Beate]

Would I be right in saying this thread has kind of lost the plot?

[ejwrank]

Would I be right in saying this thread has kind of lost the plot?

Well I'm still hoping that Sunny Saver will send her aunt down the road to my house and offer to clean my oven.

[Celini]

Did she really just move down the road from you ejwrank?
She asked me to move next door! That'd be way to many fmukers on a single road
(but then maybe we could all share Aunty's company for cakes, afternoon teas and the odd oven cleaning)

[asamaic]

Well, this Aunty doesn't do any cleaning of any sort, but if you want to send the more useful type round here, I'd be very grateful! Does she clean bathrooms too, or just kitchens? If she wanted to clean my bathroom as well as my kitchen, I wouldn't stop her!

[Sunny Saver]

Yes, I am a street or two away from ewjrank. Yes, I asked you to move next door, as you're an aunty too, yes I think funthing should be on the other side, as she's an aunty too, yes, I think PXC should be next door but one, as she's an aunty, yes, Doris should be there too, as she's an aunty, yes I also think Rainey is an aunt :).

And not to leave uncles out, KnightN, I think you should move into my road too... Every night we could have a fmuking party :)!!!

[Sunny Saver]

It's funny how you get different types of Aunties... Then I have Aunties who didn't really have much to do with you, but always gave you money!!!

Right, that does it, Aunty's not allowed in unless she comes with cakes, pastries, crisps and MONEY!!!

EDIT: Denominations of £50 will do, none of this 50p malarky :).

My very first nephew was spoilt rotten by me!! I showered him with gifts and spent as much time with him as his Mum would allow!! I had time back then to knit. Obvo, I done a load of baby stuff, but as he started toddling around, I done him a load of picture knits (Fireman Sam! Postman Pat! etc) ... I even had the Millwall crest drawn onto squared paper and knitted that for him, much to his Dad's delight!! Thinking back, I wonder if he considers me NOT to be a good Aunty, having to wear all these home-made jumpers!!!!

It's not so much you made him wear home-made jumpers, but you encouraged him to support Millwall!

[Celini]

you crazy thing

[Sunny Saver]

Would I be right in saying this thread has kind of lost the plot?

Beate, you can move to this road too, to keep us on the straight and narrow. You can be on one end and hoodie the other.