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Re: WORST FILMS EVER

#51 Post by EthanRunt » Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:07 am

Seconded. I think back to watching it, and I remember my eyes opening and closing between moments of the film, what it was about, erm, but, I remember blinking, so, there's that.

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#52 Post by anakin » Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:12 am

Gosh so many bad films! Must add The Next Best Thing to my list and (although I know there are a lot of people that liked it) The Cube.

Also has anyone seen I Don't Want To Be Born? Seriously bad, but kind of funny in a 'this is ridiculous' sort of way...
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Re: WORST FILMS EVER

#53 Post by tarantinoed » Thu May 06, 2010 4:03 pm

How about Battlefield Earth or Elegy (excruciating)?

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#54 Post by jmd1983 » Thu May 06, 2010 4:23 pm

I have to add: The Good Girl and Broken Flowers.

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#55 Post by tarantinoed » Thu May 06, 2010 8:19 pm

Yes, totally agree with Broken Flowers - haven't seen The Good Girl.

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#56 Post by Cortone » Thu May 06, 2010 8:31 pm

I like Broken Flowers (but I like Bill Murray in most things), and I also like the Good Girl.

I think we had What Just Happened? on the original list? If not, it should be there!

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#57 Post by jpeg » Thu May 06, 2010 8:37 pm

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#58 Post by a_person » Fri May 07, 2010 1:48 am

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I was thinking exactly the same. What utter rubbish.

Daybreakers added on too. Total waste of time.

And New Moon (already mentioned how bad Twilight was!).
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#59 Post by misskim123 » Mon May 10, 2010 10:33 pm

Hi i have been browsing this discussion board, and i have been thinking of the

worst movie i have seen and i think it has to be eyes wide shut :tears: :tears: :tears: :tears: :tears: .

That film would not end , on and on, i think i couldnt keep my eyes wide open, anyone else agree? 8-)

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Re: WORST FILMS EVER

#60 Post by TheyCallMeMrGlass » Tue May 11, 2010 12:09 am

Well my eyes were wide open when Kidman was undressed but it was a pretty dull film...not the worst as it had artistic merit. I did think it was a pity that this was Kubrick's last film as he made truly great films like Paths of Glory, Dr Strangelove and Spartacus.

Another dreadful film, was the Planet of the Apes remake. It has its high production values but had absolutely no soul in it, and the ending was mind numbingly stupid. A disgraceful tribute to the old Heston classic. I cant believe it was a Tim Burton film as I cant see any of his signature on it.
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