Football

[destresserai]

Sky has been on constant since about 4pm this afternoon - son in his element, daughter totally fed up and even I am now getting bored with it!!!

[superhero]

Isn't Arsenal getting a Park as well?

[Sunny Saver]

Isn't Arsenal getting a Park as well?

Yes. He's already here.

Think the last day of the transfer window was probably more exciting than Kill List.

[superhero]

Thats fun, it's going to be Park vs Park on the Park

[tilly]

Why do they have until 11pm? It was getting boring so left oh watching it.

I thought we were in recession. I heard a player was getting pa*d £300,000 a week.

[David]

it's a conspiracy, every match a player is sent off.

Well I can't comment on that, not having watched the previous Arsenal games. But Jenkinson can have little complaint on this occasion and the match was over as a contest by then.

that means I can't sing the 'Park, Park, wherever you may be' song.

That's a United song! Or is it some anti-Park adapted version?

I think Arsenal players were deliberately getting sent off so that Arsene would b*y someone ... not a conspiracy on the part of the refs.

I only know the anti-Park version .

Well the standard United version is far from glowing:

"Park, Park, wherever you may be, they eat dogs in your country. It could be worse, you could be Scouse, eating rats in a council house"

Quietly happy with our deadline day.

Wenger identified a lack of height in defence to defend set pieces - tick

Gibbs isn't that great a defender and is always going to miss most of the season so a first choice LB required - tick

A bit of work ethic up front to replace Bendtner - tick

Experienced Premier league pros to slot straight into the midfield and provide necessary creativity - tick

Greatly improved the depth of the squad by bringing in a tonne of experience - tick.

Fair prices - tick

Could be a hell of a lot worse.

[Sunny Saver]

I like singing that 'Park, Park wherever you may be...'.. who knows David, if your mother introduces me to you, I might introduce you to my singing voice. It's got to be better than Kill List :).

I read in the Evening Standard that Park and Park are cousins.

In my spare time, I do like to go on Youtube and listen to some football chants. I find the one about the 'Wengerbus is coming and all the kids are running' quite funny.

I don't care who we b*y or who we sell, for the love of God just win something.

[Sunny Saver]

Ins

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain From: Southampton Fee: £12.3 million
Joel Campbell From: Deporivo Saprissa Fee: £1.1 million
Carl Jenkinson From: Charlton Athletic Fee: Undisclosed
Gervinho From: Lille Fee: Undisclosed
Jon Toral From: Barcelona Fee: £350,000
Héctor Bellerín From: Barcelona Fee: £400,000
Park Chu-young From: AS Monaco Fee: £2.5 million
Andre Santos From: Fenerbahce Fee: £6m
Per Mertesacker From: Werder Bremen Fee: Undisclosed
Yossi Benayoun From: Chelsea Fee: Loan
Mikel Arteta From: Everton Fee: £10m

Outs

Gaël Clichy To: Manchester City Fee: 7.8 million
Cesc Fàbregas To: Barcelona Fee: £35 million
Samir Nasri To: Manchester City Fee: £26 million
Denílson To: São Paulo Fee: Loan
Jay Emmanuel-Thomas To: Ipswich Town Fee: £1.1 million
Emmanuel Eboué To: Galatasaray Fee: £3 million
Carlos Vela To: Real Sociedad Fee: Loan
Kyle Bartley To: Rangers Fee: Loan
Jamie Edge To: West Bromwich Albion Fee: Free
Armand Traoré To: Queens Park Rangers Fee: Undisclosed
Giles Sunu To: Lorient Fee: Undisclosed
Joel Campbell To: Lorient Fee: Loan
Henri Lansbury To: West Ham Fee: Loan
Nicklas Bendtner To: Sunderland Fee: Loan***

***Am really disappointed about this. I thought we were selling him for £5m to Stoke, I would have sold him for 50p.

Lots of new chants to think up... what rhymes with Oxlade-Chamberlain .

[tilly]

How will arsenal cope without nasri and fabregas?

[raj101]

b*y nasregas