Fun AI thing, can be really random sometimes...
Click "Thoughts so far" and paste your favourite conversations here!
Cleverbot
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andrews
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Re: Cleverbot
Thought you were trying to be clever, AYBG. This will make sense now.... maybe... perhaps....who knows?
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Spanner
Re: Cleverbot
ermmmmm......
User: Sherry.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Drink.
Cleverbot: Are you edward cullen the vampire.
User: No I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: This is not the point.
User: You are not the point.
Cleverbot: At least I have one.
User: I have two, cos like I said I am a girl.
Cleverbot: I'm a boy called Mark.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: And good for you too.
User: Excellent, everyone's a winner baby.
Cleverbot: Thats no lie.
User: Meester.
Cleverbot: Ma meeldin sulle ?
User: Me no speekee foreign.
Cleverbot: Bor du I solna?
User: I said no.
Cleverbot: Are you 19?
User: Foot.
Cleverbot: Point and case.
User: Point and shoot.
Cleverbot: Matchbox.
User: Cars.
Cleverbot: For cars, I like sedans.
User: I like caravans.
Cleverbot: I like really cute kittens, but I can't eat a wole one.
User: Yeah yeah and children, blah blah blah repeat to fade.
Cleverbot: You know what's sad? My net connection died three days ago.
User: My net curtain died 3 days ago.
Cleverbot: Your new name should be Forgetful, because, again, you forgot that my name was Polly!
User: Sherry.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Drink.
Cleverbot: Are you edward cullen the vampire.
User: No I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: This is not the point.
User: You are not the point.
Cleverbot: At least I have one.
User: I have two, cos like I said I am a girl.
Cleverbot: I'm a boy called Mark.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: And good for you too.
User: Excellent, everyone's a winner baby.
Cleverbot: Thats no lie.
User: Meester.
Cleverbot: Ma meeldin sulle ?
User: Me no speekee foreign.
Cleverbot: Bor du I solna?
User: I said no.
Cleverbot: Are you 19?
User: Foot.
Cleverbot: Point and case.
User: Point and shoot.
Cleverbot: Matchbox.
User: Cars.
Cleverbot: For cars, I like sedans.
User: I like caravans.
Cleverbot: I like really cute kittens, but I can't eat a wole one.
User: Yeah yeah and children, blah blah blah repeat to fade.
Cleverbot: You know what's sad? My net connection died three days ago.
User: My net curtain died 3 days ago.
Cleverbot: Your new name should be Forgetful, because, again, you forgot that my name was Polly!
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steve9872
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Re: Cleverbot
Here's my attempt, I made the bot go first.
Cleverbot: Please write me a sonnet on the subject of the Forth Bridge.
User: There's a sonnet?
Cleverbot: What's the song?
User: That's what I want to know.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Well???
Cleverbot: Well what?
User: You started it.
Cleverbot: What do you think about our president George W. Bush?
User: Perfect example of idiots getting the best jobs.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: I'm glad he was never my president.
Cleverbot: Then who is the president?
User: Don't have one.
Cleverbot: Then how are you human?
User: By birth.
Cleverbot: That's interesting,.
Cleverbot: What should I be doing right now?
User: Figuring out which country I live in.
Cleverbot: Finland.
User: No chance.
Cleverbot: Please.
User: I speak english.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Older than you.
Cleverbot: But how do you know how old I am?
User: You're a computer program.
Cleverbot: No. I'm a real person.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: 'gloats'.
Cleverbot: Don't be ridiculous.
Cleverbot: Have we spoken before?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I swear we have.
User: Moron.
Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you think.
User: Well as I think you have a negative iq, you might be right.
Cleverbot: Do you have a last name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your last name?
User: Not telling.
Cleverbot: You don't have a last name?
User: I do, I'm just not telling you.
Cleverbot: How come? You're not in danger.
User: You have no need to know it.
Cleverbot: What is your SSN?
User: Up yours.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
At this point I just gave up as it was rather boring.
Cleverbot: Please write me a sonnet on the subject of the Forth Bridge.
User: There's a sonnet?
Cleverbot: What's the song?
User: That's what I want to know.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Well???
Cleverbot: Well what?
User: You started it.
Cleverbot: What do you think about our president George W. Bush?
User: Perfect example of idiots getting the best jobs.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: I'm glad he was never my president.
Cleverbot: Then who is the president?
User: Don't have one.
Cleverbot: Then how are you human?
User: By birth.
Cleverbot: That's interesting,.
Cleverbot: What should I be doing right now?
User: Figuring out which country I live in.
Cleverbot: Finland.
User: No chance.
Cleverbot: Please.
User: I speak english.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Older than you.
Cleverbot: But how do you know how old I am?
User: You're a computer program.
Cleverbot: No. I'm a real person.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: 'gloats'.
Cleverbot: Don't be ridiculous.
Cleverbot: Have we spoken before?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I swear we have.
User: Moron.
Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you think.
User: Well as I think you have a negative iq, you might be right.
Cleverbot: Do you have a last name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your last name?
User: Not telling.
Cleverbot: You don't have a last name?
User: I do, I'm just not telling you.
Cleverbot: How come? You're not in danger.
User: You have no need to know it.
Cleverbot: What is your SSN?
User: Up yours.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
At this point I just gave up as it was rather boring.
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My more realistic target is 80
20 seen so far, Páid for 0
Movie list 2019
29 seen 2018
53 seen 2017
61 seen 2016
86 seen 2015
71 seen 2014
90 seen 2013
77 seen 2012
69 seen 2011
60 seen 2010
Looking forward to in 2019: (Jan) Glass (Feb) (mar) Captain Marvel, (apr) Avengers: Endgame ,(May) (jun) Dark Phoenix, MIB: International (Jul) (aug) The new mutants, (sep) (oct) (nov) Kingsman 3 (dec)