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Re: WORST FILMS EVER

#41 Post by blackiceboy » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:34 pm

People seem to be writing off works of genius down to taste! They all don't even compare to the utter badness of...

Mr Fix It starring David Boreanaz.

Oh my lordy...I dare you to watch it. :twisted:
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#42 Post by moggers » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:54 pm

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0349683/

King Arthur has to be one of the worst films I have ever pa*d to see. Utter tripe
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#43 Post by anakin » Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:23 pm

Time to resurrect this thread me thinks. I just came across this:

http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/celebr ... -made.aspx#

My recent worst films (there are many) include Mesrine and the second instalment of that which ought to have been called "more of the same", several Coen Brothers films (A Serious Man possibly being the worst)...

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#44 Post by jupe17 » Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:04 pm

I've seen loads and loads of bad movies but almost all of them have some redeeming feature...in some cases, its s'thg as trivial as 10 secs worth of background music or a novel camera angle to shoot a scene....but yday I saw a movie which had absolutely NOTHING positive...N-O-T-H-I-N-G......Even the heroine's much famed bottom was useless.....Pathetic leads, frigid chemistry, predictable plot, unbelievablly amateurish dialogues, shoddy screenplay, below average production values...this movie didn't deserve studio involvement or a cinema release and should be screened in all movie making classes on WHAT NOT TO DO....

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#45 Post by dovetail » Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:10 pm

I was deeply, madly, truly bored by A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints.

What were you thinking of, Robert Downey Jr, by agreeing to be in that tripe?
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#46 Post by username01 » Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:47 pm

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#47 Post by Beate » Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:55 pm

anakin wrote:Time to resurrect this thread me thinks. I just came across this:

http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/celebr ... -made.aspx#
Mwuhaha, I haven't seen any of those 20!
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#48 Post by yogi » Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:26 pm

Beate wrote:
anakin wrote:Time to resurrect this thread me thinks. I just came across this:

http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/celebr ... -made.aspx#
Mwuhaha, I haven't seen any of those 20!
I'd have to disagree with Deep Blue Sea and Snakes on a Plane, decent popcorn movies and Samuel L Jackson is always worth an extra star.

But definitely agree with Catwoman!! What were they thinking?!! 8O
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Re: WORST FILMS EVER

#49 Post by TheyCallMeMrGlass » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:05 am

yogi wrote:
Beate wrote:
anakin wrote:Time to resurrect this thread me thinks. I just came across this:

http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/celebr ... -made.aspx#
Mwuhaha, I haven't seen any of those 20!
I'd have to disagree with Deep Blue Sea and Snakes on a Plane, decent popcorn movies and Samuel L Jackson is always worth an extra star.

But definitely agree with Catwoman!! What were they thinking?!! 8O

I Also Enjoyed the hell out of Deep Blue Sea and Snakes on a Plane. Being a trashy boy, I also enjoyed many of the other movies on that list, including Waterworld (overblown but watchable), The Postman (an honourable failure imo) and even Striptease (it was just a tv drama perked up with a funny turn by Burt Reynolds). Havent seen Catwoman, or the Lopez/Aniston flicks so cant comment. But the truly awful film in the list is ...Son of Mask. My god that was atrocious and vomit inducing and officially my worst ever hollywood produced film. There are more awful films I can think of not in the list though.

I think a good Worst movie list, thats done in categories is at this link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fi ... _the_worst
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Re: WORST FILMS EVER

#50 Post by TheBoySeggy » Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:54 am

44 Inch Chest... to this day, I still don't know what the point was
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