further proof that video games rarely make good movies, this is a more of a messy mess of a movie than the mess left in an officers mess after an Xmas party. A movie made for teen boys who think Resident Evil movies are awesome. Its cut so bad, you can see the stuntmen clearly in the fight scenes in place of the actors.
Avoid. 0
Hitman Agent 47
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Hitman Agent 47
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Re: Hitman Agent 47
I was excited for this film, hoping they'd find the balance of creative ideas and fun action thriller.
And then the opening credits began. Skip Woods. Producer. Writer. Hack.
Skip Woods, for those not in the know, is the assemblage of human organs that takes credit for writing Sabotage, Die Hard 5, Wolverine the 1st and Swordfish, as well as the first iteration of Hitman as a movie.
And his reputation stinks up the joint. The film is po-faced, full of wonky dialogue, long slow 'character building' moments for 1 dimensional creations, no sense of structure, protagonist/antagonist or excitement-tension.
Purely for its duration and the mix of audio and visual it can be classified as a film.
And then the opening credits began. Skip Woods. Producer. Writer. Hack.
Skip Woods, for those not in the know, is the assemblage of human organs that takes credit for writing Sabotage, Die Hard 5, Wolverine the 1st and Swordfish, as well as the first iteration of Hitman as a movie.
And his reputation stinks up the joint. The film is po-faced, full of wonky dialogue, long slow 'character building' moments for 1 dimensional creations, no sense of structure, protagonist/antagonist or excitement-tension.
Purely for its duration and the mix of audio and visual it can be classified as a film.
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Re: Hitman Agent 47
I liked it