*** Arnie Quotes for Life Situations ***

[RickyRaj]

This was something someone on Facebook started and turned out to be very funny so I thought I would start it here. The idea is to use a Predator (original) quote for life situations. Here's one to start it off:

Situation = tricky splinter stuck in your finger (or other part of your anatomy)
Quote = "It's tucked in like an Alabama tick!"

Who's next?

[TheyCallMeMrGlass]

Situation: A topless non too bright cowboy decorator, slaps glue on a wallpaper laid out on a bench but he does so with his back too close to the wall, which he plastered earlier. His mobile phone rings and answers it, it was his buddy and talks to him for over an hour. After he finishes his call he tries to move forward to re-glue the wallpaper but finds his back stuck to the wall. He shouts for help. Owner of the house arrives who looks around the room, looking displeased with the lack of progress. He notices the idiot decorator's predicamint and shakes's his head.

"alright, I'll get help" he sighs. Then with a mischievous glint in his eye, he adds,

"Stick around"

[TheyCallMeMrGlass]

Nice game RR, this will be fun, perhaps after we exhaust Predator, we can do Cameron's Aliens or perhaps combine all Arnie films together or something?

[RickyRaj]

Nice game RR, this will be fun, perhaps after we exhaust Predator, we can do Cameron's Aliens or perhaps combine all Arnie films together or something?

Nice one TheyCallMeMrGlass. I have another one for Predator:

Situation = What I said to my ex before we split:
Quote = 'What the hell are you!'

[TheyCallMeMrGlass]

Situation: What my ex-girlfriend said to me before we split:
Quote: "you're one ugly MF!"

[eumenides]

You chaps need to take this thing on the road !!! I'm officially hooked.

[RickyRaj]

Situation = When someone on the train picks their nose on your commute to work (I've seen this on my commute )
Quote = 'That's a real nasty habit you got there!'

[TheyCallMeMrGlass]

Situation: A topless non too bright cowboy decorator, slaps glue on a wallpaper laid out on a bench but he does so with his back too close to the wall, which he plastered earlier. His mobile phone rings and answers it, it was his buddy and talks to him for over an hour. After he finishes his call he tries to move forward to re-glue the wallpaper but finds his back stuck to the wall. He shouts for help. Owner of the house arrives who looks around the room, looking displeased with the lack of progress. He notices the idiot decorator's predicamint and shakes's his head.

"alright, I'll get help" he sighs. Then with a mischievous glint in his eye, he adds,

"Stick around"

cont...
Situation: The owner takes another look around the room, looking more upset at the sloppy work been done and lack of progress. The decorator continues to plead for help. The owner looks at him then turns towards a workbench. On the work workbench was a blow torch. The owner looks at the blow torch then at the decorator again and smiles.

Quote: "Payback time"

[RickyRaj]

You're quite the storyteller TCMMG! :)

[Beate]

I don't understand this thread at all...